|me making decisions in video games:||*thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*|
|me making decisions in real life:||well what's the worse that could happen|
A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.
god bless butt plug gnome
'tis the season?
Butt Plug Gnome. He’ll stuff your stocking?